Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Missing Pants

So, recently I was getting ready to head to bed, when Big E comes through the back door.......without any pants. Just a shirt, boxers and boots. This should be interesting.

ME: Ummmmm.......where are your jeans?

Big E: Well see, it is homecoming at the high school.

Me: You are not in high school any more......and what has that got to do with where your pants are?

Big E: Well, tomorrow is celebrity day and my girlfriend is going dressed as a rapper.

Me: And.......

Big E: She wanted to borrow some of my pants and she needed them tonight so, I just took the ones I had off and gave them to her.

Me: You do know that people who ride around with no pants on get arrested and they show up on those cop shows. You do know this......right?

Big E: "laughs"

Me: Okay then.......night, night!

All I can say is that I am really glad that I buy him those really thick nice boxers that look more like shorts. I am also glad that I live in a small town where IF, he were to get pulled over and he gave them the explanation for why he had no pants......they would actually understand!

I would also like to tell you that this is the strangest thing that has ever happened at my house but........I would be lying. So goes the life of a woman who has three children, a husband and eight is ALWAYS interesting!